If pomato tasted like raw potato, couldnt you just cook it? Put it in a pot of boiling water for a bit, then enjoy.

you watch your fucking mouth

Totato because I don’t like the texture of tomatoes.

you can say bad words here

Probably mutilating the parts that make dogs able to make sounds.

thank fuck

I prefer this one.

Also a fun game to play when leaving the house: navigate a minefield!

Also having peacocks would make you look rich. (=worth being robbed)

I don’t really think OP can do that single-handedly.

I mean, building a moat does tell that you probably are rich enough to either pay someone to come over and do all that, or buy/rent a machine to dig & fill it, or are well-off that you have enough free time & energy to dig it without a machine… (might also need something to line the moat with so that the water isn’t just sucked up by the soil)

On the other hand, if someone dug up a moat around a whole house with a shovel all by themselves, it’d probably be wiser not to mess with them…

Let that bigot and her mediocre kids’ books rot.

This reminds me of how when I first learned about bottom surgery at 5 or so, I thought that you’d get someone who wants a penis and someone who wants a vulva, cut off their genitalia and then just swap it. Another thing is that I thought surgeons used scissors, not scalpels, to cut into their patients.

We lived by a tiny sea bay, I thought that the place on the other side (despite having been there!) of the water was Sweden.

For lots of European countries it’s either the US or Russia. We stop kissing Yank ass, and Russia will beat ours.

I went to the website and apparently it’s a miniature, the artist has been doing this way before the A’I’ craze: https://www.aiclay.com/philosophy

A weird thing I’ve found somewhat calming is to prepare for the worst. If you think that might calm you down, look up how to make a go-bag, so that if you were to find yourself in a situation where you’d have to evacuate, be it running to a bomb shelter for a few hours or permanently leaving your area, you’d have a bag with basic survival supplies (flashlight, first aid supplies, non-perishable food, drinking water, swiss army knife if you can get one, clothing) ready to grab. I find the thought that if the worst case scenario happens, I wouldn’t be completely unprepared. Of course, this doesn’t work for everyone.

Then there’s the general things people do to cope with these feelings: talk to someone, preferably a professional, find something to give you hope. That something can be a game, a craft, a friend, good news, etc.

Is this a miniature or one of those things where they make actual tiny food?

I really wonder what they’d consider “small fries” then.

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