How rich are we talking? Owns-three-islands-rich or just upper middle class? Because the latter’s wealth isn’t very visible, but they also don’t really have an issue with forming relationships with those less well-off.

Then, for actually rich people who do not wish to associate with riffraff, there’s plenty of signs:

• Where did you meet them? There’s plenty of settings that are almost exclusively full of rich people, such as yacht clubs or expensive hotels.
• What are they wearing? Things like brand-name clothes or expensive jewelry are some notable signs.
• What is their home like? Some shitty apartment or a mansion with a manicured lawn and a swimming pool? Things like size, location, the condition of the home, their furniture, items, electronics, etc., tell a lot about the person’s wealth.

None of these is 100% waterproof, of course. They could be in that expensive place with a rich friend. They could be wearing Gucci because they got lucky at a thrift store. But when you have multiple of these combined, it’s pretty safe to assume the person is rich.

Literacy 6/5

Shame I don’t have it saved, but I remember that one “GIVING BIRTH IN THE VOICE CHAT IS FORBIDDEN” message…

In an event where multiple crows are killed simultaneusly and delibirately, it’s a murder murder.

You can pry em dashes out of my cold, dead hands.

Girls don’t get horny or fart, everyone knows that.

Well, maybe his assholeness makes up for the other two parts of the criteria.

If a war liberates kills a woman in a country you’ve never heard of, and no one posts about it on social media, did the liberation killing even happen?

fixed it

Just find yourself a nice and skilled handyman/handywoman/handyperson, both problems solved.

you can say bad words here

Neurotypical people are just as capable of being evil dicks as all the people who are lumped together as having the ‘evil demon bad person disorder’. Selfish people aren’t narcissists. Cruel people aren’t psyhopaths.

Children should be treated as human beings and deserve autonomy.

“I don’t like how it looks”, “it scares me” or “it’s annoying” aren’t a good enough reasons to kill an animal. No, not even that one.

Pro tip (no pun intended): use a wet q-tip to clean your ear first, then a dry one. Pure euphoria.

Ugh I hate it when dog owners don’t pick up their dog’s poop 🙄

Well, when you’re a multimillionare, you can have a lot more tater time!

How many non-stupid governments exist at the moment?

Government of what? Which government?

This dummy doesn’t know about Moon’s stray cats, lmao.

How far did you get?

For every single thing that exists or can be imagined, there is someone who wants to fuck it.