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    Btrfs -> Better FS ❌

    Btrfs -> Butterface ✅

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      Bcachefs -> B Cache FS ❌

      Bcachefs -> BCA Chefs ✅

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      BTR is strongly associated with APC (armoured personnel carrier) in my native languages.

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    SQL -> Structured Query Language ❌

    SQL -> SQuirreL ✅

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      I personally prefer “squeal”

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        I always used “sequel” but I guess that’s very traditional businesspeople speak

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          I always used “Ss-Quill” in class, professionally I usually refer to the database as a series of pained grunts and whimpers

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          I’m also in camp sequel, though I could be persuaded to camp squirrel.

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          In real life I either say “Ess-cue-ehl” (spelling it out), or I say “sqwool,” “sq” as in squirrel and “wool” like sheep wool

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      WSL -> Windows Subsystem for Linux❌

      WSL -> WeaSeL ✅

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        “It’s ‘Weselton’!”

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      It’s okay, I know SQL!

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    Fstab -> File Systems Table ❌

    Fstab -> F 🔪 ✅

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    CTL - cuddle? More like cattle, castle, chronic tumor lymphocytes.

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      cuttlefish.

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    sudo ln -s $(which systemctl) /usr/local/bin/systemcdl

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    See Tee Ell

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