Thank you for this quality shitpost, SatansMaggotyCumFart. This is precisely what I came here for

OMG, I do this when a drop is about to spill, it’s reflex, Can’t help it. But I’m always terrified someone will see me being so weird.

Glad to know I’m not alone I guess.

I love a good morning c̸͎͚̫̺͒̇̾̓e̷̤̦͘r̸̳̞̖͜͝ȁ̴̙̅̈͌̏m̵̰͓̹͊̈́̾͌͘i̵͔̎c̴̥̙̖͛͜

She is using some subtle signals

Looks like she’s got a drinking problem

We made you some coffee, Carol.

When the acid kicks in while you’re still at work.

I’m just here wondering why she has extra fingers.

I dunno what she’s drinking, but it’s probably not tea…