If you rub it, does she come out and grant you wishes? 'Cause that’s the only way this makes sense. Otherwise, with logic like this, I can’t blame him.
If you rub my grandma she squirts.
I’m afraid to ask how you know she’s still able to get… moist enough to do that at her age.
Uh coochies don’t always dry up with age, and if they do there are a variety of treatments to allow you to remain sexually active.
Also, squirt is mostly urine.
I’m aware. It was a joke implying they had… personal knowledge/experience.
What can I say? I’ve got a sick mind.
I feel like grandma would understand.
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This meme is almost as much filler as her lips.
With those lips I’ll bet she sucks a mean…
Y’know what, never mind. If she did, he wouldn’t be cheating on her.
it’s 2008 we’re better than this
And injected her ashes into my lips
Then what?
