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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

Anon finds enlightenment

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Anon finds enlightenment

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  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    What about an ass I can bounce $100 in coins off of?

  • kepix@lemmy.world
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    but you can beat someone up if you use a few coins in a sock

    • Bazell@lemmy.zip
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      Only a few dollars in cent coins and a dirty sock can make you hundreds of dollars in bills just by beating strangers and taking their wallets. What a scary and a profitable world we live in…

  • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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    True enlightenment lies in seeing that carrying $100 in coins is really quite inconvenient.

    • Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works
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      True enlightenment is understanding that $100 in coins serves better as a self-defense tool than $100 in bills.

      • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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        23 hours ago

        In a carried sock, yes.

        In a worn bra, not so much

        • Tinidril@midwest.social
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          You sound like you’ve never had the shit beaten out of you by breast implants.

          • Bazell@lemmy.zip
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            19 hours ago

      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        Goddamnit, you reminded me of the sentient cumsock filled with nickles in Dungeon Crawler Carl

        • Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works
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          Thank you for bringing this in my life, it certainty looks like a fun read haha.

  • StillAlive@piefed.world
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    I wish someone gave me $100 (with consent, of course)

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    I would prefer the 100$ in bills, as it is easier to carry. I also prefer small breasts.

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      I also prefer small breasts.

      Yeah no debate there. Better for the owner’s back and they fit nicely in your hands.

    • evol@lemmy.today
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      you my friend have ascended past what mere mortals can comphrehend

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    Value is subjective

  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I just want to get past January and this depression spell.

    • pmk@piefed.ca
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      You can do it, each day is one day closer to the end (of january). If things seem bleak now, don’t rule out that it can change in the future.

      • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Thank you, you’re so sweet <3! I was just venting out these couple of depressed days. I should be happy too, because I am making progress getting into my local Electrician Apprenticeship program.

        Seattle is the worst in the winter in terms of mental health.

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          So Seattle is the Midwest on the West Coast? Dear Lord it gets so bad here from November to March. No sun for days on end. One year I think we went a month with only 2 days of any sun. Dark when you get up, dark when you get home. Every. Single. Day.

          • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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            No, Portland is the Midwest of the West Coast. Seattle is more of the North East Corridor of the West Coast. But yes, it gets dark here

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          Congrats on the electrician apprenticeship program! As a swede I know how seasonal affective disorder can be, winter depression, it’s dark all the time, and cold. But, it won’t last forever.

    • monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com
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      Looking at boobs can increase mental wellness, I prescribe you 2 hours a day.

      https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19516369/health-tip-look-at-breasts/

    • evol@lemmy.today
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      its tough brotha :(

    • RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip
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      Can I recommend luminotherapy if you think part of it might be cause by a lack of sunlight?

      I was subject to seasonal affective disorder and extra light helped tremendously.

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