- cross-posted to:
- technology@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- technology@lemmy.world
Artificial intelligence took center stage at this year’s CES gadget show, but not always for the right reasons.
Deskbound AI ‘soulmate’ companion is always watching your eyes
It’s not a surveillance device. It’s your soulmate!
You mock, but it’s my golden ticket to getting my virginity back.
Lol this reminds of a Japanese guy who married a hologram.
Anyone dumb enough to buy a Samsung fridge with integrated ads but no fucking handles to open it deserves what they get.
suck it, Jin Yang.
AI doorbell… Why? Just why?
Because money. As long as you have those two magic letters in your pitch deck, investors will just pour absurd amounts of money into your project.
…because it’s what plants crave!

Ding-dong.
Open the front door, Hal!
I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave.
What even would an AI doorbell even do?
Identify possible migrants and notify ICE. Detect illegal activities in your home and call the police on you. Scan the faces of every person that walks by your house to compile into commercial tracking products sold to government agencies and corporations.
facial recognition that IDs everyone who enters your house and sells that list on the open data market.
Kinky
Give information about you visitors, and your movements, to tech companies.
Also attracts investors.






