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Seagal Goatees are $5 for an 8 pack
I want to dress as Segal for next Halloween but I can’t find a wig. Also:
Not even Steven Seagal can find a Steven Seagal wig. That’s why he took that floor mat from a 1987 Toyota Corolla.
There is a behind the bastards episode about Steven Seagal. He’s so much worse than you think he is.
Cringing Tiger, Sittin’ Dragon
Diabeetus….
He is the master of improv.
Dude’s like 90 and don’t have gray hairs?
Did you know that it’s impossible to choke him out? His neck is just too strong. He can’t be choked out, not by any puny wrestler, stunt man, nobody can choke out- hey, what smells like shit?
