A few years ago I went on one of those sites that just lists a shitton of them and one of them was like “the tides are just god pissing his pants when he sees chuck norris”, which conjured this image of chuck norris flying around the earth while god repeatedly pisses his pants and sucks the piss back up his dick twice a day like a straw. I have never seen a chuck norris joke land the way it’s supposed to lol.