God will “let there be money” and save the university!

I mean, I’m confident that another evangelical Arkansas billionaire will step in to fill the hole, on the condition the money is spent to research how many angels can fit on the head of a pin (and they get a kick-back from the state for their philanthropy).

You don’t want to burn forever in Hell, do you?

Easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle, etc, etc.