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WanderWisley@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Ricky Martin is aging like wine, Kid Rock is aging like milk left out in the sun in Arizona.

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Ricky Martin is aging like wine, Kid Rock is aging like milk left out in the sun in Arizona.

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WanderWisley@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    Ricky Martin on his pro wrestler arc…

    Kid Rock on his raisin arc

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    I didn’t know what a meth den smells like until I saw this picture of Kid Rock.

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      This is an under-appreciated joke

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    Ricky Martin: Living la vida loca.

    Kid rock: Living la vida coke-a.

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      i think it was steve-o who told a story about him and kid rock doing a mountain of coke all night. literally piled on a table

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    Ricky understands that part of his business is looking good, and good on him for taking good care of his body and staying in great shape. That’s teen idol stuff.

    Kid Rock, well, he’s just a walking dumpster fire and always has been. If he hadn’t broken into the music industry he’d be an incel.

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    Hate ages you worse than any other drug!

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      Have you seen chronic meth addicts?

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        The people in Breaking Bad didn’t look that bad, lolololo!

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    Wow, Kid Rock is only 55

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      Found out today they were born the same year! Unreal.

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        Yes, that’s what same age means…

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    You mean skid rock?

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    That’s Ricky Martin? LOL I had no clue.

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        Maybe I recognized Ricky last time and got my cookie. Thanks man, with zirtec and the possibility of a heart attack anything is possible! LOL.

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    I was just telling my wife this morning that Ricky Martin looks SO GOOD - WHAT A FREAKIN’ HUNK!!!

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    This is not a fair comparison. This is like saying “my ten day old dogshit sandwich tastes worse than my ten day old cake”

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