Good thing it’s pretty easy to break windows.

We need to be able to mock ourselves and this is certainly one of the funniest so far.
sudo extinguish
And now I have a picture of a sweaty “I use Arch” user yelling this at a fire about to consume them.
Would be a funny anime 🤔
Windows users when they’re chased by lions in the African savannah and the only way to survive is attempting to ride a gnu:

Captain Segfault comes to rescue: You’re saved! Jump through X Window!
I am disappointed that not one person has used the word “defenestrate” yet.
Defenestrate: The act of throwing someone or something out of a window.
This is a word that has started more than one war: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration
$ virt-managerwat
never happen
no windows here.
just rescue pendrives with live linux, or other computers to ssh in from to put out the fire.
I love breaking windows!
I’m a big fan of Linux and still this made me lol
Ah shit, I can’t get through the blue screens!
My house only has xwindows for that reason.
I’ll just
kill -9the fire.Sudo cd ~/Home/Front-door
The style of interface invented at Xerox PARC in 1973 (and almost certainly used by you if you’re viewing this on a Linux computer) is called WIMP, for “Windows, Icons, Menus, Pointer.” Microsoft just stole the name.











