This is so unironically and painfully accurate. Also, love the last line “how do we solve for less month?” lmao

I had a family member in that ‘arena.’ The worst part of it is, the idiocy doesn’t end. He’s years out of it, retired, fat, and happy, and still talks like he’s trying to impress a thesaurus lusting dictionary.

God I don’t miss the corpo speak. Quit my software dev job to work part-time at a coffee shop 2 years ago and am so much happier focusing on my hobbies. Luck and privilege have allowed me to do this but I wish everyone the same opportunity.

Usually people like this are just leeching of other people’s work while actively making it harder