🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agoAnon observes a coworkersh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square64linkfedilinkarrow-up1368arrow-down19
arrow-up1359arrow-down1imageAnon observes a coworkersh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agomessage-square64linkfedilink
minus-squareHadriscus@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 months agoI stand just shy of 300 feet tall and my beard is made of tentacles. I speak smoothly the lost language of R’lyeh and let me tell you- there’s plenty of fish in the sea
minus-squareToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 months agoI’m 12 miles tall and eat planets for fun. This crazy chick has followed me across half the galaxy on a surfboard and wont leave me alone.
minus-squareRestaldt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoI am the concept of height itsself. Everyone is obsessed with me.
I stand just shy of 300 feet tall and my beard is made of tentacles. I speak smoothly the lost language of R’lyeh and let me tell you- there’s plenty of fish in the sea
I’m 12 miles tall and eat planets for fun. This crazy chick has followed me across half the galaxy on a surfboard and wont leave me alone.
I am the concept of height itsself.
Everyone is obsessed with me.