Buage_@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agowhat a problem..media.piefed.socialimagemessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up1418arrow-down110
arrow-up1408arrow-down1imagewhat a problem..media.piefed.socialBuage_@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square18linkfedilink
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·12 days agoSo if you’re asleep at 6am, how do you know it’s happening at 6am as opposed to 5am or 630am? I feel like he’s just making an excuse for shitting his pants even though he’s wide awake.
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·12 days agoHalf wakes up mid-poop, “Fuck it”, goes back to sleep.
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 days agoFecal forensics*
minus-squareNightwatch Admin@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 days agoSmort butt plug posts to X when it gets pushed out, every day at 0600. Smort diaper wakes up our boi when ejected poo is staying too long inside.
So if you’re asleep at 6am, how do you know it’s happening at 6am as opposed to 5am or 630am?
I feel like he’s just making an excuse for shitting his pants even though he’s wide awake.
Wife told him
Half wakes up mid-poop, “Fuck it”, goes back to sleep.
Poop forensics.
Fecal forensics*
Fecensics*
Smort butt plug posts to X when it gets pushed out, every day at 0600. Smort diaper wakes up our boi when ejected poo is staying too long inside.