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How do you wake up a 7AM? Do you have to whisper into its ear “eight nine” and it gets hungry and jumps out of bed?
This is more funny when you read it manga style.
FB is leaking.
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So if you’re asleep at 6am, how do you know it’s happening at 6am as opposed to 5am or 630am?
I feel like he’s just making an excuse for shitting his pants even though he’s wide awake.
Smort butt plug posts to X when it gets pushed out, every day at 0600. Smort diaper wakes up our boi when ejected poo is staying too long inside.
Wife told him
Half wakes up mid-poop, “Fuck it”, goes back to sleep.
Poop forensics.
Fecal forensics*
Fecensics*
Just set your alarm for 5:59 idiot. Problem solved, your copay is $250
“Oh, yeah you shouldn’t do that. Here’s 6 month’s prescription of OxyContin”
It’s crazy how they give that shit out once you pass a certain age.
And yet if you have cancer or a serious, chronic or otherwise illness/injury you it’s like “have you tried paracetamol”?
Lol yeah, it’s like by that point the Government are like “fuck it, you aint got long left either way, do wat evz bro”
This is why you need a presidential aide to wake you up Don, you can’t keep firing them just because waking up always puts you in a tantrum.
DAE pewp?
No I mean what’s your problem with me? You haven’t been the same since that moment we had in the sauna. Is it me?
