If you were lucky enough to have been married to the love of your life twice but both of them die before you, which one do you spend the afterlife with?

If your infant child dies, do you spend eternity with them changing their diapers?

You’re reunited with your high school sweetheart but they died in a car crash at 15 and you at 90. You spend eternity with a “kid” as an afterlife lover?

You had a dozen pets in your life- you have to have them all in the same house at the same time forever?

Become immortal.

I think this is the exact plot of The Discovery on Netflix. In the film, it leads to a lot of suicide.

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Angry that I have to deal with my stupid family for the rest of eternity. Do my best to undo the afterlife

I’d rather see all my dogs, cats and horses again.

I can feel my entire ancestry judging me from here. That would be just too cruel.

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I would believe that I am a brain in a jar hooked to electrodes in some kind of future sci-fi hell before I believe that I am experiencing paranormal magic woo.

I’m an atheist so I’ll probably be in Hell, but my Grandma was an atheist, so I guess I’ll get to see her too!

I’d live the rest of my life with just a little more spring in my step knowing death wasn’t the end.

Wonder if I’m going to the good place or the bad place.

Otherwise, probably nothing different than I’m doing already.

I demand an explanation of exactly how information theory and quantum field theory were both wrong in their fundamental principles, and it turns out we actually are blobs of spirit energy driving around in meat suits, instead of being just thinking meat that dies.

To quote 1997 Miss Universe Brook Lee, “I would eat everything twice.”

Continue working at getting off this wheel of samsara