A high quality love doll. I believe I paid 1600 bucks for it. Used it for about six months while my depression was at its worst. That was a year ago. How the f does one discard a love doll?!
Not too shabby, but I think I’m gonna do some research. I’m thinking Edgar Allan Poe, some Stephen King and maybe even some Junji Ito before I decide on what my next step should be.
I would assume you dispose of the parts that frequently touched your bodily fluids and list the “frame” and where to purchase replacement parts in the eBay listing. Somebody out there wants a sex doll and only has $500. Or contact the manufacturer.
A high quality love doll. I believe I paid 1600 bucks for it. Used it for about six months while my depression was at its worst. That was a year ago. How the f does one discard a love doll?!
Roll it up in a rug and drop it in a dumpster. Make sure the feet are hanging out.
This better not awaken anything in me… 🤤
Add about 10 lbs (4.5 kg) of raw beef in the rug so you can cover the smell as it rots. Doubles as an anti theft deterrent.
What’ll the investigators make of that… XD
“Is it illegal? Not at all. Is it morally condemnable? Who am I to say? Yes, though.”
I assume you dump it in a creek like an old tire.
“Good evening, officer. No, I was just… Uhhh… Can I just pay the fine?”
Not too shabby, but I think I’m gonna do some research. I’m thinking Edgar Allan Poe, some Stephen King and maybe even some Junji Ito before I decide on what my next step should be.
Quoth the sex doll.
Honestly, sell it. Even if it’s not properly cleaned, you will find someone who’s into it.
Hm… I’ll just check the current market value of bodily fluids per ounce so I don’t get ripped off. :D
I would assume you dispose of the parts that frequently touched your bodily fluids and list the “frame” and where to purchase replacement parts in the eBay listing. Somebody out there wants a sex doll and only has $500. Or contact the manufacturer.
Oh boi… Just when I thought this thread couldn’t get any weirder xD image finding a cut out pussy in the dumpster XD
But in all seriousness, it doesn’t have any detachable parts. It’s cleaned internally with a douche and externally with wipes. :)
You can still list it, you’ll probably find someone who likes them better “broken in”.
If you think about it, it actually increases the value since it has “experience”.