I bought a safe. wtf do I need a safe for?
Warhammer 40000. That is all.
Look at Mr. Moneybags over here, buying WH40K on impulse.
I love worldbuilding and lore, even for franchises I’m not otherwise invested in. In 2018 I devoured every wiki article and YT video I could on 40K. I thought the AdMech was a really cool faction (still do, actually ⚙️💀) and looked into the models. Nope. I’m not paying that much for a sprew full of plastic that I’ll inevitably mess up.
I got an entire cake decorating kit. Guess how many times I’ve made cake and icing after the first time.
Wait, you made one to start with? Cause we did the same thing.
Oh yeah. I made a 7 layer rainbow cake. I’m vegan, so I always get jealous in June that everyone else gets rainbow cake but never me.
Wait, are you saying you want there to be a vegan pride month, or are you just upset that the LGBT cakes have egg in the batter and buttercream frosting?
They didnt tell me there’d be cake if I picked gay…
well i picked gay and didn’t get a cake
the cake was a lie
You should demand cake.
I got an oil paint, brush, canvas, and easel set and used it once lmao
Go paint some shit, dude.
Tbf easel painting is hard.
How long did it take before you bought acrylics and a pad of watercolor paper to replace it?
I went over to my old boss’s house one time and saw a car under a cover. He explained that it was a custom ultralight racer built off the chassis to a 1967 Lotus Europa. I was blown away and said that I hadn’t realized he was a car guy.
He laughed and said “I’m not. Don’t go on ebay drunk.”
The Lotus Europa is an awesome looking car!
I got drunk and bought a t-shirt on eBay.
It featured a rainbow unicorn with the text “HAIL SATAN”.
I don’t need to be drunk to really really want your t-shirt.
3 packages of 32 mini resin axolotls
That sure is a lotls.
It a lot of alotls
This was the final product when I figured out what to do with them :)
Ok I’m sold. I’m getting them.
You misspelled liek
I bought a pound of googly eyes.
It filled a shoebox, I’ve gotten down to one freezer bag.
So many fun things you can do with those!
Oh yeah, I put them on tons of stuff.
Probably my favourite is I took magnets from some fancy boxes and put eyes on them. Now I have googly eye fridge magnets that get moved around my fridge.
In Derail Valley Simulator all my locos have googley eyes
Not from my own experience but something most of us witnessed was Musk‘s proposal to buy Twitter. It will never not be funny how drastically he overspent there, then tried to walk back from it but was ultimately ordered to buy it for his offer.
Some people with bad memory or a broken moral compass will claim he destroyed the platform or turned it into something evil but as we know that wasn‘t the case. Because it was already awful long before that. Remember the never ending headlines of „Trump tweeted“ between 2015 and 2021? Well now you do.
Xitter was always shit but at least more and more people are talking about it now. And that purchase was definitely the most batshit insane impulse buy I have ever witnessed.
I was on Twitter somewhere in 2009 I think, and I agree, it was shit then.
A peanut butter pie. I ate the whole damn thing in one sitting. No regrets - that thing was good.
Better safe than sorry.
It sounds like they are sorry they bought a safe.
Ah yes. Let me try again: Buy a safe, then sorry.
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Fretless banjo.
How much did you fret over it afterwards?
Not at all. It’s not possible.
Prust tackhead?
Goldtone AC1-FL
Violin.
A high quality love doll. I believe I paid 1600 bucks for it. Used it for about six months while my depression was at its worst. That was a year ago. How the f does one discard a love doll?!
Roll it up in a rug and drop it in a dumpster. Make sure the feet are hanging out.
This better not awaken anything in me… 🤤
Add about 10 lbs (4.5 kg) of raw beef in the rug so you can cover the smell as it rots. Doubles as an anti theft deterrent.
What’ll the investigators make of that… XD
“Is it illegal? Not at all. Is it morally condemnable? Who am I to say? Yes, though.”
I assume you dump it in a creek like an old tire.
“Good evening, officer. No, I was just… Uhhh… Can I just pay the fine?”
Not too shabby, but I think I’m gonna do some research. I’m thinking Edgar Allan Poe, some Stephen King and maybe even some Junji Ito before I decide on what my next step should be.
Quoth the sex doll.
Honestly, sell it. Even if it’s not properly cleaned, you will find someone who’s into it.
Hm… I’ll just check the current market value of bodily fluids per ounce so I don’t get ripped off. :D
I would assume you dispose of the parts that frequently touched your bodily fluids and list the “frame” and where to purchase replacement parts in the eBay listing. Somebody out there wants a sex doll and only has $500. Or contact the manufacturer.
Oh boi… Just when I thought this thread couldn’t get any weirder xD image finding a cut out pussy in the dumpster XD
But in all seriousness, it doesn’t have any detachable parts. It’s cleaned internally with a douche and externally with wipes. :)
You can still list it, you’ll probably find someone who likes them better “broken in”.
If you think about it, it actually increases the value since it has “experience”.
A rubber egg. Sold at an odds-and-ends booth at a teaching fair, this egg looks like a real, brown-shelled chicken egg. More than once I’ve dropped this “egg” in front of people while cooking.
Also have one. I keep placing it among the réal eggs. it got boiled once . wife ans kids triéd to crack it a few times. Latest win was placing it in my daughter’s makeup kit. It looks a lot l’îke one of her spongy thingy.
I bought a really nice 4k high 200hz gaming monitor right when I started falling out of love with gaming. I don’t want to sell it because I still hop on to game with the buds about once a week.
Once a week is fine, isn’t it? I wouldn’t worry about it :)
Buddy living on a friends couch dropped $8k on a Hayabusa despite having no idea how to ride a bike at all and the town this took place in having no paved roads. Financed the thing too. Kinda wonder where he ended up sometimes
Tell me he put on some off-road tires and treated it like a dirt bike.
That’d be sick, at the time I checked out though it hadn’t left the garage
Depends on the type of safe. There are safes that protect primarily against theft, and those, that are better against fire. Use the latter to store your documents. Or your backups.
Make sure the ones that protect against fire also protect against water. The 2 features are not always guaranteed to come together.
All while the threats come together when the firefighters drown your house, indeed. Watertight sillicon bags for harddrives come to your rescue.
Most normal fire safes won’t protect backups. They just keep paper from combusting.
Even that isn’t guaranteed. House fires can get hot enough to burn the paper inside a safe even if the safe itself is “fine”.
That’s something to keep in mind but I think that’s changing a bit. Lots of commercial grade safes now say they’re good for electronics.
I bought ten of these. Somewhat out of impulse, but I also needed a few more dollars in my order for free shipping. My older son and me love hiding these around the house.
Edit: I don’t endorse the message on the site I linked, part of the fun is that everybody knows I’m not religious at all.
with the right lube these things are glorious. HALLELUJAH!
