You’re represented even if you don’t look brown. I can’t find the story in the deluge of other similar stories, but they arrested a San Diego cop’s/sheriff’s British wife, and deported her. They were basically done getting her citizenship, and had been working on it for years at that point. Of course the idiot voted for Trump, not that it matters in CA.

Ahh, sorry. My info was out of date. I live on the opposite coast so I hadn’t heard anything about PR in some time.

Puerto Rico can’t currently choose between statehood, continued territory status, or freedom. Not because they don’t have agency, but because there’s no consensus among Puerto Ricans. There are advantages and disadvantages for all three options. As I’m not Puerto Rican, I don’t have a say in the debate.

Holy shit! That’s hilarious. I’m glad I figured out they were sugar gliders in the first 10 seconds. I’d feel bad for laughing if a hamster got trapped like that

“They trust me for some reason. Idiots.”

-Mark Zuckerberg, ç 2001-2002

I know Canada is more famous for it, but we produce an absolute fuckton of maple syrup in the states.

Honey is for peanut butter and a drizzle of honey sammiches, baklava, and biscuits, not pancakes or waffles.

Can we get a courtesy flush?

They waited till the third to do the attack, so that it would be the anniversary of us capturing Noreaga.

Germany will give you citizenship for having had a single Great Great Grandfather from Bavaria. Ask me how I know…

They’re Americans so grape jelly.

Jay parlay Francsays trey beein. Jaytude on laycole quart ans.

Too many of us refuse to wear proper hearing protection. We are all partially deaf from loud work environments.

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In the early '70s a Big Mac was the size of The Whopper at the time, so it was huge. It was also decent value back then, IIRC the Big Mac Meal was like $1.50 back then.

You can still get a version of the original Big Mac at Plant Power these days, but it is completely vegan.

I miss KFC for completely different reasons. Mainly because it’s not even KFC anymore, and they finally managed to take over the Corbin, KY store and kill off The Colonel’s recipes.

How are the fries fake?

That’s like 5 Guys burgers in the US

Tell me you weren’t alive in the early '70s, without telling me you weren’t alive in the early '70s.

Gotcha, thanks!

Please explain the difference to a filthy casual such as myself?

(Seriously, I haven’t used any Office suites in decades, just bookkeeping software, and games. So. Many. Games.)