I had a biology teacher that just looked for key words and if they were there you got credit. It didn’t matter I’d you used them incorrectly as long as they were there.

TIL: I’m nobody because I do enjoy having my breath smell like an exploded flower bouquet. I also like the lubrication it gives my teeth because it makes it easier to smile.

It feels like Dr. Wongburger’s latest scheme to get enough piss to make it to piss planet.

Have you considered adding The Monster Mash to the rotation? It was a graveyard smash.

Big if true.

Did you know you can put your weed anywhere? Some places have better results but you can still put it there.

The biggest problem I have with that chart is it only includes the largest cities in the world and strangers with common interests and the US is doing better than pretty much any other nation in the world of sports is going on moving forward with the end of the world and strangers with common interests and the US is doing better than pretty much any other nation in the world of sports is going on moving forward with the end of the world…

Prompting with a “t” and then selecting the first offered word seems yo have gotten me stuck in a loop.

Can the ice be a piss disk?

Do you have a source for that experiment that isn’t trying to sell special water?

They view the other pound as a responsible purchase.

A sample size one? That’s hardly enough for a conclusive result. The one you dissect could have just been a cannibal anyway and while corrupt the findings. Really a brutal war is the only way to go if we want enough samples.

And the songs are edited to be between 3 and 5 minutes long so it all averages out the same.

“Why do I give a shit? It isn’t mine.”

Personally, I think a lot of the behavior you mention is tied to a lack of ownership/personal investment in their community.

Unpopular opinion time: I think a year or so of mandatory service after high school would be beneficial for most people in this regard. Working for pretty much any non-religous social organization would be work and bring people closer to the place that they live and increase empathy for those who are worse off than they are.

Wait until they have to drive a dually truck where the truck is noticeable wider behind you.

You wouldn’t kill a police man and then steal his hat and then shit in his hat and then give his hat to his widow.

I’m already there.

Hey, kid. I’m a computer

Is pooping snickers bars not normal for people?

It’s made by a Coen brother just not the ones you think. Mel Brooks’ real last name is Coen and he is the younger brother of the others. He adopted “Brooks” when he broke into directing so he wouldn’t be accused of riding his brothers coattails to fame.

From your hair, to your car, to your industrial kiln, Shimpoo will make it shine.