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nave@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse

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you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse

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nave@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    This rules

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    Are your… what? 😂

    Oh my god…

    That’s horrible

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Isn’t it amazing how thousands of years of technological advancements have led to the marvelous invention that allows us to have civil, deep, intelligent conversations with people on another side of the far away at speeds that our ancestors could never have imagined?

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      I think our mistake is assuming that our ancestors wouldn’t have also asked if your parents were related and farted as a hilarious insult over a stupid disagreement.

      People have always been people. We just do it faster now. And probably quite a bit less violently.

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    Your fart ends where my face begins.

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    Yeah I’m thinking red won this debate.

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    I’m thinking we don’t exactly want everybody on Lemmy. Just the people who’d actually put in a little bit of effort.

    Yes, I know this is the shitpost community.

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      Its hard to say, because I also want more niche hobbies to actually have content on lemmy. Ideally I want reddit users that only look at the front page to stay there, and every hobby subreddit user to come over.

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        I thought about starting an extremely niche community and the moment I finish posting, I actually don’t want to deal with commenters/posting regularly/moderating.

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      [farts in face]

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        [pees in ur butt]

        • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          ))<>((

          Forever.

        • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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          [slaps you around a bit with a large trout]

          • atlien51@lemm.ee
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            I think this is my favorite one 😭❤️

        • Burninator05@lemmy.world
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          Imma store ur pee in ma balls.

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          [poops on ur chest]

          • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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            [puts on robe and wizard hat]

            • don@lemm.ee
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              22 hours ago

              What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.

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                Oh ****

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            [cums aggressively]

            • Match!!@pawb.social
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              [inflates you making you big and round]

              • NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml
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                [greentexts you]

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                21 hours ago

                Tan balloon! Tan balloon! Hahahaha

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        Goddammit I was going to steal it!

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          [farts in face]

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            Sonof a-

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      What better place than Lemmy shitpost for premium “[farts in face]” discourse?

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        Terrence and Philip?

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      Y’all are delusional if you think Lemmy doesn’t have this shit already. The main dev is legitimately in contention for the most cringe person on the Internet.

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        i don’t agree with him but while he is cringe, he is also free

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        Shit. Did Elon buy this too?

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      For reeeeal, I want an internet univeristy town. If I wanted to deal with a dumptruck full of dickbags all the time, I would move to Boston and go back on reddit.

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    Notice they never said no to the incest parentage.

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    i like you as a friend and I'm going to choose to not even respond to that inflates you making you big and round

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      Pretty sure deisel raccoon is an S tier shitbag

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    The "Absolute cinema" meme, but the head is now that of Socrates. The caption reads "Absolute Socratic method"

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      Reminds me more of Diogenes but… Uh…

      jerks off in public

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        In the agora straight up jorkin it.

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          “If only I could relieve my hunger by rubbing my belly!”

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    Oh people forget to not feed trolls everywhere; that’s hardly a Lemmy phenomenon.

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      [Shits in face]

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        UwU

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      Those are reddit comments

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        I’m not sure how this relates to my statement.

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          I have no notes

        • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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          Because you said it’s hardly a Lemmy thing when the screenshot is from Reddit lmao

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          Lemmy is not reddit

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    As far as I’m aware, in the US, the only mandated and enforced expiration dates by law are for baby food manufacturers.

    Everything else is a vendor suggestion.

    And don’t feed the trolls.

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    I was also on the internet when I was 14. It would have been better if I were ignored

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    Fno I’ll answer to all my emails like this

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    Not missing anyone by leaving reddit, huh?

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