I’m thinking we don’t exactly want everybody on Lemmy. Just the people who’d actually put in a little bit of effort.
Yes, I know this is the shitpost community.
[farts in face]
[pees in ur butt]
[poops on ur chest]
[cums aggressively]
[inflates you making you big and round]
[greentexts you]
Tan balloon! Tan balloon! Hahahaha
[puts on robe and wizard hat]
What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
Oh ****
Imma store ur pee in ma balls.
[slaps you around a bit with a large trout]
I think this is my favorite one 😭❤️
))<>((
Forever.
Goddammit I was going to steal it!
[farts in face]
Sonof a-
What better place than Lemmy shitpost for premium “[farts in face]” discourse?
Terrence and Philip?
Y’all are delusional if you think Lemmy doesn’t have this shit already. The main dev is legitimately in contention for the most cringe person on the Internet.
Shit. Did Elon buy this too?
i don’t agree with him but while he is cringe, he is also free
For reeeeal, I want an internet univeristy town. If I wanted to deal with a dumptruck full of dickbags all the time, I would move to Boston and go back on reddit.
Its hard to say, because I also want more niche hobbies to actually have content on lemmy. Ideally I want reddit users that only look at the front page to stay there, and every hobby subreddit user to come over.
I thought about starting an extremely niche community and the moment I finish posting, I actually don’t want to deal with commenters/posting regularly/moderating.
Pretty sure deisel raccoon is an S tier shitbag
Notice they never said no to the incest parentage.
Reminds me more of Diogenes but… Uh…
jerks off in public
In the agora straight up jorkin it.
“If only I could relieve my hunger by rubbing my belly!”
Oh people forget to not feed trolls everywhere; that’s hardly a Lemmy phenomenon.
[Shits in face]
UwU
Those are reddit comments
I’m not sure how this relates to my statement.
Lemmy is not reddit
Because you said it’s hardly a Lemmy thing when the screenshot is from Reddit lmao
And?
I have no notes
As far as I’m aware, in the US, the only mandated and enforced expiration dates by law are for baby food manufacturers.
Everything else is a vendor suggestion.
And don’t feed the trolls.
Yeah I’m thinking red won this debate.
I was also on the internet when I was 14. It would have been better if I were ignored
Your fart ends where my face begins.
Isn’t it amazing how thousands of years of technological advancements have led to the marvelous invention that allows us to have civil, deep, intelligent conversations with people on another side of the far away at speeds that our ancestors could never have imagined?
I think our mistake is assuming that our ancestors wouldn’t have also asked if your parents were related and farted as a hilarious insult over a stupid disagreement.
People have always been people. We just do it faster now. And probably quite a bit less violently.
I want to smash everything but then I have to get over my anxiety and just realize that humanity was destined to destroy itself and everything around it. We might be here just to watch the world burn. The flux is just too much and at this point I am 0 commitment with a reductionist approach. Little to no attachments. Child free for me. They’re gonna have to start charging us for air because I will literally just stare at the wall then participate in nonsense. The leader is a follower and the follower is a leader that is dead. If there is a hell, it’s inside our head.
Are your… what? 😂
Oh my god…
That’s horrible
Not missing anyone by leaving reddit, huh?
I love watching NPCs so much
Why censor usernames?
I am shocked. Shocked.
Ohhhh the humanity
Fno I’ll answer to all my emails like this
