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CodyIT@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 months ago

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CodyIT@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 months ago
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    And you’ve rewritten it by 11 am, wondering why you didn’t go sleep at a decent hour.

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    6 hours later? Get some fucking sleep, code will be better.

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    • cypherix93@lemmy.world
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      It’s all a matter of perspective

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    I’ve had this run in both directions. Going through the repos a day later: “Holy hell, this solution is [utter shit || truly inspired || elegant AF || written by someone who should probably be fired]. Who wrote this? Me?! I don’t remember any of this.”

    The compartmentalization/fugue state is real.

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      I love it. I’ll have some fever-dream solving a problem that has had me stumped, then spend the next day fixing it up.

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        I’ll have some fever-dream solving a problem that has had me stumped

        That’s happened to me enough to almost turn me to the woo side. :D “Answers Come In Dreams.”

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          “What’s software development like?” “Well, like the shamans of old, we work ourselves into a fugue state to hallucinate esoteric solutions to unsolvable problems, then kick it to junior scribes to record and implement.”

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    The senior dev on my team does this on a daily basis.

    Then the rest of the team gets confused how to use his code because he’s buried it in a dozen layers of abstractions.

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    happens to me when i’m drunk; but not too drunk. lol

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        I never knew there was an xkcd comic for this. I shall be saving this link for my next late night drinking development session.

        • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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          there is an xkcd comic for everything

          there are only 3220 things, but a new thing is made daily and the comic creator keeps up with that

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        of course there’s an xkcd comic of ti. lol

        • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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          ti

          • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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            is my keyboard dyslexia significant somehow? lol

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        This graph is also true for bowling.

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    The 3 days it takes me to unfuck 2AM work should teach me a lesson.

    But it dornt

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      dornt

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    Is that the He-man castle from the 80s?

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      Fisher price great adventures castle toy from the 90s

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        I loved that castle. I think the remains of it lie in my parents attic to this day.

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          Every child care center and baby sitter near me eventually had one or two of these.

          I’m not sure I ever encountered one with the actual figures though. You were lucky if the canon ball was still with it.

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        The game for this bad boy went hard

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    Wait you guys are still writing your own code?

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      i’m still copy and pasting code okay?

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