I bent it using it normally, but can’t remember what food bent it. I was impressed with how shitty it was so I bent it back and have been keeping it around.
Is that a turd?
It will be 😉
Shit from a butt
There’s always one like that in the drawer. The most hated fork.
Mine’s a spoon. The ice cream won.
I think i have 3 of those spoons lol
Either throw it out or take a hammer to it and straighten it?
I have a left handed person that often misjudges the endurance of tableware and bends spoons and forks like it’s a weird sadistic hobby. Made me develop the touch to straingthen metal.
I love silverware like this, really brings out the ole: “everything used to be so much better” in me.
I want sausage now D:
I love it - this would probably be my favorite fork. I like how thin it seems to be (I love thin silverware).
Sexual innuendo aside, the heavy ones with the thicker shaft are worth the extra money.
What kind of sausage doesn’t leave a mark on a paper plate? That’s one magic sausage.
Looks like ćevap to me, not a sausage :)
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Thank you, I learned about something new today.
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I looked it up on Wikipedia and it still seems like it would leave a mark on a paper plate. 🤔
(FWIW: If you’re not in the US, this looks like remarkably like a Bob Evans’ pre-cooked breakfast sausage. But I trust that your guess is corrrect.)
Pretty sure you are right about the Bob Evans brand. I’d go check but it’s not worth gimping around at this moment.
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Oh it was greasy as fuck and left a mark, I just hadn’t touched it yet
So you put A single breakfast sausage alone on a plate and ate it with a janky fork?
See, this is what posting on The internet is all about, I get to be interrogated about the mundane details of my life and justify my every decision. It really gives my life purpose these days.
I had a bowl of oatmeal also. They sat on the same plate if that matters. Yeah, a whole paper plate for a sausage seems a bit much. I guess it’s not a big deal, washing a plate would have used detergent and water and electricity, and it’s not much of a drop in the bucket compared to all the other waste and…
lol, sorry. Not judging the waste, just that a single sausage on a plate made me sad. Like a lone shoe on the side of the road.
Dimlylitmealsforone style. Glad you had some oatmeal.
Are you wearing a cast? Or is that a really thick sock?
I needed some dopamine so I had my friend drag me behind a 4x4 on ice and slap me into a tree.
If im being honest, I’d recommend alternative dopamine procurement strategies for anyone considering this method.
Have you tried skateboarding
Try rolling, it’s a good trick.
My condolences
You need a poop knife.
Looks like a ligma fork that you’ve ruined by making it straight.
