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minus-squarecompostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·28 days agoTurns out as long as you have your browser and inbox open and frown at your screen when your boss walks by, most people won’t question it any further
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·27 days agoSometimes, I’ll lean back, look at the ceiling and let out a loud “hmmmm” so it’s clear I’m thinking and doing a difficult task.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·27 days agoBonus points if the browser has loaded a webpage, preferably one showing graphs that automagically update?
minus-squarecompostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·27 days agoExecutives fuckin love a dashboard
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·27 days agoI think it makes them feel important, like they are somehow contributing something (which justifies their salary)?😁
minus-squareRampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·27 days agoI have literally used that nonsense fake hacker/coding site before, where you just hit random keys and it spits out fake code.
Turns out as long as you have your browser and inbox open and frown at your screen when your boss walks by, most people won’t question it any further
Sometimes, I’ll lean back, look at the ceiling and let out a loud “hmmmm” so it’s clear I’m thinking and doing a difficult task.
Bonus points if the browser has loaded a webpage, preferably one showing graphs that automagically update?
Executives fuckin love a dashboard
I think it makes them feel important, like they are somehow contributing something (which justifies their salary)?😁
I have literally used that nonsense fake hacker/coding site before, where you just hit random keys and it spits out fake code.