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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days ago

CONSTANTLY being one upped by Uncle Ronnie

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CONSTANTLY being one upped by Uncle Ronnie

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days ago
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  • m0darn@lemmy.ca
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    27 days ago

    Uncles aren’t in your blood line, but maybe he knows something about your Grandpa

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      Uncles aren’t in your blood line…

      He might be dropping two new pieces of information.

      • danc4498@lemmy.world
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        His uncle jacked off in an Arby’s, and his mom scraped it up off the ground.

        • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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          deleted by creator

    • Saapas@piefed.zip
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      27 days ago

      Uncle had a goonsesh in Arby’s with OOP’s dad

    • tyler@programming.dev
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      Huh? In what way aren’t they part of your bloodline? Unless you’re talking about uncles that are married into the family, but otherwise they’re literally blood relatives.

    • Muehe@lemmy.ml
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      Both you and your uncle are in your Grandpas bloodline.

    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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      Maybe his uncle is his bio dad

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    I mean, how did you think the Horsey Sauce was made?

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      Jacking off horses?

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        • [deleted]@piefed.world
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          It is horsey sauce, not employee sauce.

          • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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            what happens when they employ horses?

            • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net
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              Probably this

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    You’re not the first, and you weren’t the last.

    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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      Only because im the end of my bloodline

  • ClownStatue@piefed.social
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    Sounds like your uncle has a secret about your parents!

  • funkajunk 🇨🇦@lemmy.world
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    Dining room or back of house?

    • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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      Probably some lame technicality like doing it in the bathroom.

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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      Directly onto the chicken patties.

      • funkajunk 🇨🇦@lemmy.world
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        🤘🏻

  • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
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    26 days ago

    But, did he ever get busy in a Burger King bathroom?

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