[a person smiles smugly but softly, has their arms crossed, is wearing a shirt that has the text NOT A CHILD MOLESTER]
I wear my “Not a child molester” shirt so that people know I’m not a child molester
Felt the urge to draw this mini comic after seeing Melania’s public announcement on Epstein.
I found it to be oddly specific. Like, is she going to list all the things they didn’t do? Is she lying? Is she dropping the things they did do?
Nobody killed someone with a hammer and then shat on his head.
We shat on his stomach.
it would probably be a shorter list if she listed the things they didn’t do.
My first thought was:
“He said: Have you ever killed anyone? I said: Shutup! …I don’t need your accusations around here-I got alotta things to do, I got Jeopardy to watch, and I gotta go to my job!”
(from David Firth’s Not Stanley episode, I Am Not A Serial Killer.)
I completely forgot about not stanley. I really need to watch those again they’re so good
No clue what that’s about but somehow the comic is very funny to me anyways
‘Nobody was asking, man, but now we’re curious.’
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ilWW0ql1yS8
That link feels appropriate to both this comic and the melania situation.
I don’t get it, but I’m stealing it
