Hey GAMERZ, want a job where you can be forced to work long shifts with minimal time off and not get paid for months on end whenever the government shuts down because of some political posturing bullshit? Also you’re legally prohibited from striking! RADICAL!
Let’s take a moment to thank Ronald Reagan for this fuckery.
I want to reanimate that mans corpse, force his soul back in there, and make him live with all the consequences for the horrible shit he’s done.
Also don’t forget if you get any mental healthcare you
canWILL be fired. Ignore the fact that this is one of the most stressful jobs in the world and you will absolutely NEED mental healthcare. Suck it up, buttercup.
Can I smoke weed if I get the job?
Depends if you get money.
“Boom, headshot! BOOM HEADSHOT!”
…
“ah shit”
There we go again…
Being hyper focussed at a screen in ten-minute or so intervals is something that I expect gamers to excell at, true.
Would they still do it without all the little dopamine hits though?
I’m sure the FAA can introduce some achievement and levelling system.
Narrowly avoided another midair collision +15
Took more than one bathroom break in a day -30
Praised Donald Trump on Truth +5
Obviously this only works if we can work remote.
