Picture of Shadowheart, looking down on me
You just saved me. You don’t need to reward me too.
I bet her toes smell heavenly
I bet “heavenly” is very subjective here lol
Only to the damned
Healsluts was a stupid meme. Healdoms makes so much more sense.
That’s TF2s medic in a nutshell. The number of randos who thing they can boss you around when you hold their life in your hands was hilarious. Turns out near everyone wants your help so you don’t have to put up with that random DPS who thinks they are king shit and get to dictate the fun for two people instead of one.
My favorite here is when they would ignore your planning in voice chat and demand an uber before leaping into a suicidal death. I would just let them die. Like, no dude, I’m not going to waste my charge on a gambit that will not work because “pew pew I’m cool” is your whole goal. The incessant “MEDIC!!!” spam for the rest of the round was like music to my ears.
Y’all want a medic after that? Go play one.
In love with this new terminology you’ve gifted me. I’m going to abuse this when I describe my ideal partner.
It really does. “Here you go you dipshit front liner”
“There are four other team members who could use my heals. Beg for it.”
My wife ass comment lol
Those aren’t mutually exclusive.
Revives you just to bully you
…I guess that explains why my healer asked if she could mix Oil of Slipperiness with Greater Healing Potion to create Lube of Greater Healing.
Internal bleeding requires internal solutions.
When the Cleric is only slightly more morally opposed to allowing you to die than to seeing you go on
My barbarian is an orc and just too stupid to die.
I dunno Shadowheart, maybe if you had hit that guy with your attack, I wouldn’t be lying here with my guts hanging out.
You’re not allowed to die yet.
The aura loss when the party sub bullies you
I’m playing a Troubadour and I can pump out a lot of recoveries, but only in a limited range. Which is nice, because when we’re getting our asses kicked and Leeroy starts hitting the “I need healing” button, I can tell them “I’m not coming to you, I’m running away. You need to come to Me.” And then they do. And then we don’t tpk!
My domme plays healer in most games, and yeah it does go like that
Lol, tangentially I play medic all the time in FPS games. There has been many a player I have rez’d multiple times because they’re stupid. I will absolutely look at them for a second or two and “shake my head” before reviving them the third or fourth time.
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