I think I knew it was a clit mouse before I was looking on the internet for porn. IBM laptops were well respected and highly available on the secondhand market - I got my university machine from an excess (obsolete) business equipment auction for something like fifty bucks and looking up the machine on Usenet introduced me to the term

Eventually, you’ll lick the letters clean off the buttons.

It suckers that most laptops no longer come with a clit-mouse, they were so handy

The GHB-spot

but we need to find it first

Come on, it’s not that hard to find. How hard is Front and Center?