KTrue
Like the first time I mentioned XMPP to a friend 🙂
More likely to be called “Professional” than “Extreme” at Microsoft, but, yeah, spot on.
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Fuck, I missed that release. Was it dank?
It got you higher than a sequoia (I looked it up, it was jokingly proposed as a name for what became 10.10 Yosemite)
If you didn’t know, Weed is a city in California, and macOS versions are named after California place names.
Examples:
- 🍎 Bonjour
- 🍎 QuickTime
- 🪟 Windows Embedded POSReady 2009
- 🪟 Internet Explorer 6
- 🐧 BitchX (IRC client)
- 🐧 Gigolo (remote FS manager)
Wow, I haven’t heard of BitchX in many years! Decades, I think. Thanks for bringing up some old memories 🙂
KDE should never form a clan though.
KDE Kommunity Klan
Edit: oh, took me a second. I just thought you should know there is a tool called clan already and you can use it to run kde on all your machines
Looks like it might be a Windows command line tool this time

But the command key is OS…
Honestly my favorite software name for any program ever is ‘obtainium’
And the fork that adds a nicer search/discoverability, discoverium
And then the next version on Windows is Internet Manager Cloud Freedom Suite (CFS), and it costs $199/month.
Internet Manager Cloud Freedom SuiteCopilot
I’d like to propose “Clickorice” be picked up as an OS/app name please.
Linux names really just sound like someone mashed the keyboard and said yeah, that’s the one 😭
And all of these refer to variations of one and the same part of the human body.








