Life truly imitates art 😭
Did you also call that the water would have a grapefruit flavoring option? Lmao.
Hot grapefruit.
Water, grapefruit, hot.
Jean-Luc Picard’s hipster doppelganger.

I remember before Snowden’s whistle-blowing people online assumed it was crazy to think the government would want to spy on citizens personal internet communications, too. Online privacy was tinfoil hat stuff for people who didn’t know better.
I live in the year 2026, I’m pretty sure, and this still made so little sense to me, that I assumed they meant “hacking a water fountain” as in hitting it with an axe.
They mean to hack as in accessing it via a network to cause it to fill faster than it can empty.
This is how I feel with autonomous combat drones. I wrote those up in ~2000ish, I forget exactly when.





