Thief? No, she caught that hot dog fair and square!
nitrates bad for kitty
It’s bad for us too. Note: I am not a cat.
Sounds something a cat would say :3
Yes, in case anyone is not aware, meat with preservatives in it are not good for cats (dogs too but they have a slightly higher tolerance IIRC.
https://www.animalcareclinicjc.com/news/2022/11/1/can-you-feed-your-cats-hot-dogs
also not good for humans.
Nitrates bad for people, and all life. Processed food bad. Plus they put pfas on the packaging touching the food, why? Because fuck you (me too) that’s why.

Who stole half that kitty’s hot dog?
She cannot be the hot dog thief because she’s a cat, not a dog. The defense rests.
Smol Goodman, attorney at law
Circumstantial evidence, motion to dismiss.
Goddammit Donut!
Literally my first thought was, ‘did Donut have a magical hot dog in the books?’
hot dog returner
I’m sure you mean she liberated that hot dog.
What this? I have a lip growth…is it noticeable? you feel bad now?
Named Lorena?
You can tell by the way the photo looks that The Doggie ran up and shoved half a hot dog into Innocent Nice Kitty 's mouth.
I saw nothing.








