ptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up1427arrow-down14
arrow-up1423arrow-down1imageTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square46linkfedilink
minus-squareOld Sage Rick@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up77·2 months agoThats a skill issue, never had that problem (I piss sitting down)
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoMy roommate is greasy and overweight; I want to sit down to pee but that would end up costing too much in bathroom cleaner.
minus-squarePainInTheAES@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up72·2 months agoIt’s only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoThe cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 months agoThat first shart is like a shotgun
minus-squareflint@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI was going to say shitgun, but it felt too on the nose. You sir/ma’m found the sweetspot [chef’s kiss]
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·2 months agoBird shot super spread
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoYou know what don’t tell me I’ll figure it out. First you shoot your slug, then you go buck. Right? That sounds right.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoThis is Sea Parks reminder to all guests that the first three rows are a splash zone
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI clean the toilet seat with the blood of my enemies.
Thats a skill issue, never had that problem
(I piss sitting down)
My roommate is greasy and overweight; I want to sit down to pee but that would end up costing too much in bathroom cleaner.
How do you shit?
It’s only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter
The cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.
That first shart is like a shotgun
You mean a shartgun
I was going to say shitgun, but it felt too on the nose. You sir/ma’m found the sweetspot [chef’s kiss]
Bird shot super spread
I’ll allow it
Slug or buckshot?
You know what don’t tell me I’ll figure it out. First you shoot your slug, then you go buck. Right? That sounds right.
This is Sea Parks reminder to all guests that the first three rows are a splash zone
I clean the toilet seat with the blood of my enemies.