ptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up1427arrow-down14
arrow-up1423arrow-down1imageTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square46linkfedilink
minus-squareCluckN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 months agoPshh, I’ve gotten so good at pissing I can curve the stream like in Wanted.
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoThat’s one of the best terrible movies I’ve ever seen.
minus-squareCluckN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months ago Terrible movie Consider yourself lucky that you’re not smoking a cigarette behind a pillar within a 2.4 foot radius of me.
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoPhew. I don’t smoke, so I guess I’m safe.
minus-squareBratosch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoSuch blasphemy will not be tolerated
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThis is a good description. I’ve more than once just stared cross-eyed at various pieces of clothing to look for stitching errors.
Pshh, I’ve gotten so good at pissing I can curve the stream like in Wanted.
That’s one of the best terrible movies I’ve ever seen.
Consider yourself lucky that you’re not smoking a cigarette behind a pillar within a 2.4 foot radius of me.
Phew. I don’t smoke, so I guess I’m safe.
Such blasphemy will not be tolerated
This is a good description. I’ve more than once just stared cross-eyed at various pieces of clothing to look for stitching errors.
The Last Peebender.