If you’re lucky, you’ll only get me talking about glacial surficial geology

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      7 days ago

      What’s hard to believe here? It’s a pretty common pickup line and the most effective non confrontational way to make a person regret trying to talk to you. I’ve had basically the same experience more than once, except I rant about grammatical cases instead (just as boring for most).

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          You almost got me monologuing for a moment there!

          But yeah, it’s not inherently a topic of broad appeal, which is why it’s so effective in filtering out people who don’t ever want to talk about grammar.

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        Well I guess it may have happened. It just seems weird to me to be be so insufferably petty over a thing so minor.

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            I didn’t even realize, but you’re right. What are the options here for someone who doesn’t want to talk to a stranger in that moment?

            A) She’s polite and tries to make conversation B) she doesn’t respond, C) she answers rudely, D) she gives a non seqitur, or E) she answers honestly

            A) sucks for her and could create a situation where a stranger feels led on and entitled to her further attention

            B or C) she’s antisocial, full of herself, or an asshole

            D) she’s crazy

            E) she’s insufferably petty

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                As an autist I don’t really know how to feel about wether i am or am not in the mood to express my theoretical frameworks to explore causality with faster then light mechanics to a random stranger in public

                it would be an accurate response to their question and easier then confronting a long pause as i try to gather and organise my spacetime thoughts back into a decisive communication about wether i consent to conversating.

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          Getting the same pickup line over and over is minor, but tedious enough that it makes you want to create your own fun.

          Plus, if they are down for grammar rants, that increases the chances that we could actually have something in common.

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      Yeah, especially since the person immediately felt the need to post this on a social media. Truly a non-phone user.