I want a coffee with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooooong jacket.
Whoa…imma go listen to some Cake
I got to see them at Austin City Limits one year. It turned me into a lifelong Cake fan.
Imma go eat sum
I do actually want a coffee that uses a machete to cut through red tape.
You’re looking for amphetamines, I think
Intravenous methamphetamine for that good good.
Why iv when you can boof
Ever try a full shot up your urethra?
I was struggling to end my doom-scrolling, and get up to have lunch, but this comment cured me!
First have to sound a bit then i can try
Yeah but ain’t none of my usual contacts holdin’, ya know?
I have ADHD and the closest way I’ve been able to describe it is this. human brains exist on a scale of 1-150, with 100 being optimal. “neurotypicals” are at roughly 80 and stims take them up to 100. ADHD brains are driven past the point of effectiveness so they sit at like 120 but the stimulants take them down to 100.
Coffee should taste good. Why hate on coffee that tastes good? It’s not even hard to find.
this. it’s not that hard to make a coffee that is both strong and tastes good.
Right! And fairly cheaply (less so than a couple years ago, but still)
Why do you think this is about drinking coffee that tastes bad? I hate flavored coffee. I love coffee that has its own strong flavors (and I love a variety of those flavors from beans grown in different places and in different preparations). I also hate bitter poorly prepared coffees. Coffee should taste good, but it can also rock my mornings like only Grace Jones in a leather loincloth can.
Just seems self explanatory that when noticing the flavors of coffee beans is being mocked, the mocker doesn’t prioritize flavor.
Because that is the whole meme?
I’ll take that cocoa and cherry one then, if you’re not having it.
Caffeine content probably the same. I’ll take the one that doesn’t taste like chalky dirt.
Exactly, if op ain’t having it, we’ll kindly take it 😄
I don’t understand… can it not do that while also tasting good? Is that not exactly what good coffee is supposed to be?
Of course it can, but then we wouldn’t have a shitpost.
The two are not mutually exclusive. Just drink stovetop espresso made from decent beans.
I’m looking forward to one of those in a bit. Moka pot is love.
For context I’m the “at the fourth or fifth energy drink I can start to feel it” type, and their Trioxin coffee beans made me twitch after a pint
Both can be true
Cold brew does both well, for example.
Y’all need to sleep better.
yeah try that with small kids and job insecurity
What you get: coffee that walks into your colon, flips a table over, and says, “Get up. We have responsibilities.”
you can buy 200mg caffeine caps for that
So you want it to be whiskey?
Is it so bad to have both?
I mean plenty of caffeine AND a good flavor without .25 lbs of sugar and 50% half and half is pretty nice…
thats called meth
