Once you take the leap of faith and accept that a housecat can have opinions about days of the working week, anything can follow.

How smart would you bet on the median guy being?

In the words of J. R. “Bob” Dobbs, “You know how dumb the average guy is? Well, by definition, half of ‘em are even dumber than that”

Here come dat boi

Do you want to wake up minus a kidney? Because that’s how you wake up minus a kidney.

Malcolm McLaren was one of the great admen of the 20th century.

tl;dr: their music is microtonal.

“Plays with neurobiology and physics” is stretching it a bit thin, much like referring to any experience as “physically altering your brain”

🇺🇸🦅America: Fuck Yeah! 🦅 🇺🇸

Most of human history is probably trauma responses

and yet shafts of light sometimes grace the corners of our rooms

The other option is that it is the equivalent of a numbers station. MI6 write the columns, and the only parts that are important are a few letters at prearranged positions, which form the next cryptographic key to be securely distributed to agents in the field. Since the adversary expects British spooks to be more Times/Telegraph types, it’s more deniable.

Or, to use the scientific term, chesticles

There are non-trans people?

They forgot about fish-benders

You speak German and are a nerd

If there are correlations between queerness and neurodivergence, walking faster could be explained by ADHD

The sword and hammer should be crossed diagonally, and the sickle balanced beneath them, IMHO.

TCF = Terminate and Catch Fire?

If the gold is in an accepted standard form, such as krugerrands, you just need to find a precious metals dealer. If it’s just a pile of gold, then there’s a lot of hassle. I imagine ingots of the sort national gold reserves hold would be somewhere in between.

Shifting a large quantity of gold may require a non-optional explanation of its provenance, with “I woke up and it was just there” or “a genie gave it to me after I did an online quiz” not being adequate, and an inadequate explanation resulting in its forfeiture if not more serious legal hassles. With a large pile of gold and no good explanation, you may be reduced to smurfing small pieces of it to different dealers, moving around a lot and avoiding the attention that such a pile would inevitably draw.

As they say, you can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think