my dog is a chonky boi

I lived in an apartment building with a lot of families with kids. In summers, the courtyard was like the monkey enclosure at a zoo.

Will his next game include a bone saw as a weapon, in honour of his employer’s owner?

The upper left corner is actually from Epstein Island.

(chipper old guy) “Guess I’ll die then!”

The Coldcut remix of Eric B & Rakim’s “Paid In Full” takes the track to a new level.

Trent Reznor himself admitted that it’s Cash’s song now.

They may have already had a go at German, where common word pairs are collapsed into macros (i.e. “in dem” (“in the”) becomes “im”, “zu der” becomes “zur” and so on).

Millie Bobby Brown is least problematic Bobby Brown

I think that’s a Catholic communion wafer

OTOH, a Dutch flight attendant was infected with it after brief contact with a cruise passenger.

Have gone down to the beach every day, but still waiting for a body to wash up

Looks like Edward Gorey, though the lettering looks a bit off.

That’s what happens when you let a mad king play toy soldiers with your national military assets

“after me and the missus do it, I wipe my dick on the curtains, and she hits the roof”

It needs more butt/fart jokes to be truly authentic.

It’ll give you enough time to get closer to a military target and thus an instant, almost painless death, letting you be one of the lucky ones

They’re a south-pointing compass (if they assert something, you know it’s wrong)

I haven’t been to a zoo with gorillas since childhood. Are these really the current accepted practice near gorilla enclosures?

Someone needs to inform these kids about the Clam Engram, and how to restimulate it with a simple hand gesture.