America’s least woke president

That’s when you just drink

There are entire memes, like chants/tapped rhythms/dirty jokes, which pass from generation to generation entirely in a school, passed down from year to year until eventually a child learns some singsong or piece of scatological nonsense their dad or mum knew but never mentioned outside of school.

Someone should make hardware in that form factor that is essentially a Raspberry Pi-style machine one can run one’s own system on.

Public transport with American characteristics

Unfortunately, the EU has committed to waving through oversized Yank-tanks, out of fear that if they don’t, Trump will throw them to the Russians

With stadium car parks getting so large, perhaps they should build light rail networks spanning them, providing fast, frequent services to shuttle visitors between the stadium and the section where their car is.

Given that the word “punk” comes from hobo slang for stale bread, French punk rock should be called “crouton”

Does the iOS one get this sweeping access to everything as well (which would require Apple to specifically give it entitlements)?

“A new life awaits you in New Taipei”

H&M once had organic-cotton underwear they described with the brand “conscious”. Presumably they were referring to the customer’s ecological consciousness in buying them, and were oblivious to the philosophical horror they had unleashed.

Aren’t they more queer than autistic (though probably falling in the overlap)?

That’s right bros. Also, every time you have sex with a woman, you absorb some of her oestrogen and become feminised. (She also absorbs some of your testosterone, which makes you extra gay for having sex with her.)

The implication of this is that the hygienically challenged chunguses who have been chronically devoid of validating girlfriends are not the pathetic losers they were mocked for in school, but secretly true princes among men, the custodians of manly virtues. It’s a new heroic pseudohistorical mythology, like Jakob’s Grafted Devil for incels or something.

I can never remember whether Ronnie Wood was one of the Rolling Stones or a member of the gang who did the Great Train Robbery.

No-one outkinks Sexual Santa

It needs an unearthed version without the shutter-opening pin, for things like low-power electronic devices with figure-8 mains sockets, phone chargers and such.

Of course, some BS1363-stan will inevitably show up to argue that as this is a crucial safety feature, unearthed connections should be illegal, much like the Australians who argue that bike helmets should be mandatory in Amsterdam.

And Europe doesn’t have old houses with the same difficulty in wiring?

Ah, Amanda Palmer, Gaiman’s Ghislaine.

Good to see they’re back in stock

The name may come from stereotypes of life being grim and/or cheap in Russia