Breaking News: LIVE. Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign. TVN Exclusive
e: real news report, they mixed up the chyron
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That’s their lesser-known offshoot, Girl Special Forces
Ive heared they are planning for a even more agressive sales campaign
Something about “long range ,high speed air to ground cookie delivery”
They don’t even go door-to-door anymore, not in my area at least.
They always just set up camp in the parking lot outside some store … usually a store that also sells cookies, cheaper ones with more variety.
Yeah, I wouldn’t want to send a bunch of girls door to door in America these days.
Beside the whole free labor issue, it only takes 1 sicko to ruin everything…
I saw a flyer with a QR code on it to order girl scout cookies.
At this point, I think the girls are kind of unnecessary in their whole cookie-selling business and could probably be replaced by AI agents.
Can confirm. My daughter just got her M4A1 badge and a “broom” badge for learning how to sweep the perimeter.
Christ, I’ll buy the cookies already. Ya got Thin Mints?
Nah, miss me with that. Call me when they turn into Women Scouts and got those Thicc Mints. Mmm…
I support supporting girl scouts and their fundraising, but I don’t want high calorie, unhealthy cookies. The cookies make me feel sugar sick.
“aggressive” is missing a “g.” News makes spelling mistakes, memers make more, dunno
Did you see it also misses an “s” ?
You may be right.it was in a collection of headline mistakes, and this is shitpost, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You’re a real one o7
No one wants to be a girl scout anymore. They aren’t willing to put on their boots and go door to door with an m16 and threaten people anymore. This ain’t no socialist cookie. You have to be willing to do the hard work.
FPV cookie delivery when?
