He should try fent

I thought cats assumed that we were out hunting for their cans of cat food

Bicycle to work and gardening regularly has helped but I still feel the aging, and take longer to recover from injuries.

I’m also on zepbound and lost almost 100lbs which makes exercise and everything else easier than when I was fat.

Woah, there buddy! Let’s not overdo it

I can feel good about eating a bag of Halloween candy because the many non recyclable wrappers slowed me down

username relevant

Orally? Never tried it

Pumpkin spice fent would taste so sweet

That’s nice

Is that painting still stolen?

When she dies, they should install a speaker in her casket to auto play that song from Nov 1st to Jan 1st non stop.

Looks like pasta 😋

I befriended someone online through a video game and we became steam friends. We talked a lot about the game, but also non game topics. When one of us went AFK for awhile the other would check in and ask what was new in life. We wished each other happy birthday and holidays. One time I mentioned to him that my spouse would inform him if something unexpected happened to me, like I got hit by a bus or something. And I asked him to do the same because I would wonder forever. He wasn’t comfortable with it. But that guy is still my buddy IMO even though I don’t know his real name.

Then that software engineer that was replaced by AI becomes Sam’s personal chef to kill him

3.14thon

Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?

I’m lazy too

Always put your cat back on the shelf for safe keeping when not in use

Mayonnaise is food lube

Anybody offering?