I’ll be your friend. It’s ok that you’re a bot.

What are the three songs?

I’ll have the pasta, no penicillin please

Fun

You have family, neighbors, people in the parking lot that you are obligated to share your wisdom with

:3

Bring back cigarettes? Hell yeah!

the greeks are here

Good margaritas

I thought bubba was a horse

Great plan

Something else happened in 2001

That smash mouth singer is dead too

Hah! I, too, took two years of Spanish in college.

It’d be something if instead of flushing the toilet, an oyster could filter all that

That’s news to me

“all men are the same”

nah girl, you’re shit and attract shit men

Wut? I thought we were talking about sexy spiders