This isn’t the greatest sentence, this is just a tribute.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Somewhat famously this line (the entire soliloquy actually) was improvised by Rutger Hauer in the moment, so not strictly written down. Just taking the piss mate, best fucking movie ever!
“Elaine, if I’d a knowed that you’d a wanted to went, I’d a seen that you’d a got to get to go.”
“Welcome to Costco, I love you”
It has not been written yet. But it will be soon. Look in the obituary sections.
“When you’re here, you’re family” (Fast and the Furious)
“I ain’t afeared a going where I never been after.” -Mountain Jack from Grizzly Adams
I think, therefore I am.
-Descartes
Personally I think the golden rule, it has many variations.
e.g. What you do not wish for yourself, do not do to others.
Then another is from V for Vendetta
Beneath this mask, there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask, there is an idea, Mr Creedy. And ideas are bullet-proof!
This, too, shall pass.
“The end.”
Even through the darkest day, this fire burns, always.
I also would say Hayes Carll, in the American Dream song (though it’s partly the delivery)
“Nothing changes, even if it wants to.”
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to become the villain.
“A Florida woman has been accused of entering the penguin enclosure to teach them to tap dance, using a live alligator as her partner.”
I can’t fix her. She’s already perfect.
I know. I do wish I was her.
Don’t let your dreams stay dreams. I’m not saying it will be easy. Get an alligator and a pineapple costume. Sign up for tap lessons and bring them along. Volunteer as a docent at your local zoo. Success isn’t guaranteed, but I bet you’ll be surprised with how far you get.
Thank you for your faith,…the alligator is likely to be my biggest challenge. Maybe a baby croc…or a Winnie dog in an alligator outfit……it’s the same thing really. I don’t suppose I even have to learn tap to teach it. So there’s a few hurdles down.
Does she have a sister?
At this juncture, I would point out that !floridaman@lemmy.world also accepts “Florida Woman” submissions.
EDIT: Unfortunately, it appears to be fake.
I mean, fake or not, it’s just such a great sentence.
I need this pineapple costume.
I believe we have a winner lmfao
I like her
