“i wish i could quit you”
In Arkham games, Batman would say Alfred’s name out loud on the comms in front of others. I know that there are many people with the name Alfred but as someone who is thorough, Batman still just gave anyone a possible clue to his identity!
Using the speed force to appear to be both at the same time to human eyes obviously 🤦
There’s no justice league, only the Flash dressing up as all of them.
I would read the shit out of that fanfiction.
Face obscured, no proof that’s Bruce Wayne.
It’s Bruce Campbell
He’s got the chin for it.
I’ve also never seen batman in the same room as myself…hmmm
Maybe Batman isn’t a man at all? Maybe it’s 100 bats in spandex.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or are you just flappy to see me?
How about Clark & Batman? Extra Internet points if you’ve got Clark dressed as Batman (for a Halloween party, or something).
It happened. Superman dressed as Batman and kicked the shit out of Bane
That’s fucking hilarious.
The reason nobody can beat Batman with prep time: one of his prep time options is switching places with Superman.
That’s easily one of my absolute favorite episodes of the Superman Batman Adventures cartoon.
That sounds awesome. Which issue was this? I’d read that.
It’s a Cartoon, but used to be canon. After all the changes and shit DC has been through I can’t be sure tho
That’s stupid, Clark Kent wears glasses…Have you ever seen Batman wear glasses?
once.
wait that was a dog. disregard.
Why must Bruce be in the same room?
