I’m gay.
My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic.
Half the time his homophobia doesn’t even make sense.
>Fishing show on TV in the living room
>Watching it with mom and dad
>Mom: "I don’t have the patience for that kind of stuff
>Me: “It doesn’t feel like too long when you’re out there”
>Dad: “Time flies when you’re a faggot.”
>Go to my room
It’s getting ridiculous. He goes out of his way to respond to everything I do by calling me a fag.
I wish I were gayer so I could use the “time flies” line.
Just drop that line as your catchphrase before tapdancing out of the room. It’d be incredible. :)