• PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      Yeah, it gives big “Where are the females like this?” energy, I can definitely see it being written by a lonely chauvinist dirtball. I hope not because it is cute, but the Internet is the Internet, so…

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        14 days ago

        It’s…weird to me that not only is this not true for you guys or anyone you know, but you have a hard time imagining it could be true.

  • s38b35M5@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    And here I am, divorced and never marrying again, lucky to be dating the same girl for eight years. And then there’s that one day every few years where she runs out of her meds and begins believing I’m plotting against her when I ask how her mom is doing that I think, “I’m super glad I didn’t get married again so I can just walk away if this shit lasts more than a few days.”

    That’s love. Staying with someone, not because you’re married and a divorce is a huge legal hassle, but because they haven’t freaked all the way the fuck out yet.

    PS, make friends with your pharmacist, fellow BPSOs. Make sure they keep those mood stabilizers and antipsychotic in stock.

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      14 days ago

      “I’m super glad I didn’t get married again so I can just walk away if this shit lasts more than a few days.”

      I’m glad you didn’t get remarried too.

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        14 days ago

        Yep. They were probably joking, or at the least exaggerating, but it reminds me of how a large percentage of men would leave their partner going through a medical crisis. Not all medical crisises are physical, yo.

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    14 days ago

    That’s limerence.

    A more stable relationship is when feelings crystalize, but until then, there’s limerence. Two-way limerent relationships are as unstable as a bottle of undiluted nitroglycerin. In any case, limerent relationships are quite common, and are the stuff of music, art, and poetry.

    • Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      14 days ago

      God lemmy is worse than reddit with people being negative about others happiness. If you are so unhappy you need to spoil other peoples happiness you need to get help.

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        13 days ago

        I want you to finish it. No one ever finishes it. I don’t even know the rest of the limerick because no one ever finishes it!

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          I know a different version from the other two:

          There once was a man from Nantucket

          Who put all his shit in a bucket

          And one day he tripped

          And the bucket, it flipped

          And he said “ah well fuck it”