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Samsy@lemmy.ml to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

things you can only do with boys

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Samsy@lemmy.ml to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    His issue was phrasing. The woman used a euphemism which significantly shifted her perceived intentions. “Look at his little wee-wee” is far removed from “look at his little penis.” Synonyms are not created equal, so simply substituting without considering connotation will only cause confusion. He should have said “get an eyeful of her little vagina.”

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      Look at her little vajayjay, nope still weird.

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        Gawk at her crack, mate!

        Nope.

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          Gander her bandersnatch

          Hmm

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            Behold the axe wound

            Huh

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              Peek at her meatflaps

              Nah

              • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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                Now I want Arby’s.

                • uis@lemm.ee
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                  I don’t get it.

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                Behold! Her cave of wonders!

                🤷

                • uis@lemm.ee
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                  And his nephrite rod!

                  ???

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          Crack, cocaine.

          Even worse.

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      I think if he referred to it as her little pussy or cunny it would make it significantly worse.

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        That’s more adult slang for vagina. Little kid euphemism would be something like hooha or twinkle.

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          Man saying that to another man is still questionable. Still sounds like he’s lending his child out for drugs.

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          vomiting intensifies

        • Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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          Are there people seriously calling vagoos as hoohas

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            You call called them vagoos. I’m not sure you have much room to judge.

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              I’d say coochie but that one makes them sound less pointy

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                Why do you think of vulvas as pointy?

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                  The characters sound. I don’t know what you mean

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                    I don’t think I particularly want a pointy sounding word for vulva because I don’t think of vulvas as pointy. I was just curious why you want a pointy word rather than a round one.

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            Welcome to the 70’s, although that was still in an adult context.

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            No word feels great which is pretty sad considering how many child-friendly euphemisms there are for a penis. With my daughter we try to emulate the same vibe as ‘willy’ combined with some anatomical accuracy by using the word ‘vulvy’. Sounds gross to many, makes sense to others. Your mileage may vary haha.

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              In the UK, we call it a minnie for girls. Willy for boys.

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            hoohas and floofs

            my older sister and her daughters… I always had a hard time not laughing at it.

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          Nope, not better.

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