- wake up
- grab a brush put a little make up
- cry when angels deserve to die
Why’d cicadas put the keys upon the table, though?
They wanted to
Oh here you go creatin’ another fable 🙄
Not sure how I feel about Cicada Chop Suey
I don’t think you trust
In
- Before you know, awake
The “screaming” is their version of flirting. They’ve been buried a long time, and they don’t have much time to get their groove on.
Yeah the sounds of nature are 90% “ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?”, 5% “ANYONE GOT FOOD?!”, and 5% “OH SHIT / THAT’S DANGEROUS!”
you forgot “THIS IS MY PLACE, FUCK RIGHT OFF”
Oh yea. Shit I was only thinking the ‘euphonic’ sounds of nature, but yeah you’re right, “I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!” deafinitely holds a noteworthy slice of the pie.
If something is making noise it’s either “fuck me” or “fuck off”
I like “WHERE DA HOES AT?!?!?!”
Becky! Lemme smash!
Cicadas should learn a thing or two with fireflies, gotta know how stimulate those girls visually
For cicadas their screaming is basically 100% “ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?”
they were elaborating for 4 weeks, didn’t you hear?
They also pee constantly
If you were asleep for 17 years, you’d need a piss, too.
Austin Powers can relate.
Don’t they also have to fuck at some point in those 4 weeks?
That’s mostly why they’re screaming
this one is better than bees;
honey nut cheerio
Just because our trees scream in the summer doesn’t mean you have to make fun of the bugs.
Higurashi: When They Cry
Picture unrelated…
That looks like the species that shows up every year.
I can relate.
