• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    I’m such a man that I’ve had sex that my penis resembles an angel hair pasta noodle made of veiny leather. I’m such a sex laden stud that I can fuck any crevice now. I’ve reached peaked masculinity by being able to top any nook or cranny. Behold and be shamed.

  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    As a Transfem I would prefer not to have it at all :3

    (Also im Ace, I’m not waiting for “the right person”, I’m playing Fallout New Vegas and enjoying being alone)

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    Does it work with masturbation? If yes, then I might deliberately have to keep myself debuffed, otherwise I’d be too big for most people.

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      Does it work with masturbation?

      The reverse, actually. Masturbation builds up the vital muscles of the pubis and grant improved agility as well as a higher stopping power during ejaculation.

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    Gotta brag about how shriveled up my wang is from all the action. It’s like a Slim Jim, positively haunted.

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    This needs to become a modern day chick tract. Print up tons of this meme & leave them in truck stop bathrooms across the country!

    You can follow it up with one about how Viagra will make hair grow on your palms!

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      The last thing I’d want to do is inadvertently fuel a new complex for incels about how women are out to shrink their penises.

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        lol, I don’t think most incels could find a truck stop if they wanted too. There aren’t any to stop at along the way between their rage boners & their keyboards…

        I wanna fuel a new complex within the religious right! Now that crowd values a truck stop!

  • RaoulDook@lemmy.world
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    The vagina stretching thing would only happen if the woman had successively larger penises entering each time, so if she had a lot of sex with multiple partners who all had the same penile girth, it should remain the same relative size.

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      I don’t think that’s true. Vaginas stretch out with use. You are right that if the dicks kept getting bigger, they would stretch it more, but the same sized dick can absolutely stretch out a pussy over time. My anecdotal evidence is having a sexual relationship with someone who’s pussy was so tight it hurt sometimes, stopped being so tight over time, then we stopped talking for like 6 months and when we had sex again she was almost as tight as the first time we had sex.

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        Lad, women are tenser at first fucking’s because, in theory, you’re both getting used to each other and what most turns on the machinery of arousal. They tend to feel smoother, slicker, and downright hungrily pulling, when a woman is most aroused. You are self owning a tad bit to any one who knows how to lay a proper lovin’.