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minus-squareGot_Bent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down7·edit-22 months agoI mean to tell you that I’m that regular. Once in the morning and I’m done until tomorrow. And yes, I wash my body every single day. Are you telling me the paragon of asshole cleanliness that is Europeans doesn’t? God Europeans are so eager so shit on all of us. Is it the orange monkey we elected? Is that what did it?
minus-squareGrammarPolice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down2·2 months agoWhat happens when you take a shit away from home?
minus-squareOneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 months agoOwning a bidet isn’t going to do anything for you when you’re shitting outside of the house tho.
minus-squareGrammarPolice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 months agoPortable bidets have entered the chat
minus-squareChaos@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down3·2 months agoI believe they looks for a fountain ⛲ or a 💨 river in some woods while hunting ducks to shower so long as they don’t wipe it’s all good same shit with measurements anything is a measurement tool unless if it’s in the metric system
minus-squareGot_Bent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down5·2 months agoGo choke on a two ounce kinder egg
minus-squarei_am_tired_boss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoThis is literally plumbing genocide. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
I mean to tell you that I’m that regular. Once in the morning and I’m done until tomorrow.
And yes, I wash my body every single day. Are you telling me the paragon of asshole cleanliness that is Europeans doesn’t?
God Europeans are so eager so shit on all of us. Is it the orange monkey we elected? Is that what did it?
What happens when you take a shit away from home?
Owning a bidet isn’t going to do anything for you when you’re shitting outside of the house tho.
Portable bidets have entered the chat
I believe they looks for a fountain ⛲ or a 💨 river in some woods while hunting ducks to shower so long as they don’t wipe it’s all good same shit with measurements anything is a measurement tool unless if it’s in the metric system
Go choke on a two ounce kinder egg
Wet wipes
This is literally plumbing genocide. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻