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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

Anon tries to find greentexts in their natural habitat

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Anon tries to find greentexts in their natural habitat

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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  • Linux is for pussies@dormi.zone
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    10 months ago

    “newfriend” is the word filter 😂

    • Biezelbob@programming.dev
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      10 months ago

      Newt Gingrich

      • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        10 months ago

        The good old days…

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      Good

    • Wanderer@lemm.ee
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      What a bunch of horseshit. What’s it meant to be?

      • Linux is for pussies@dormi.zone
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        Replace “friend” with the worst F-word you can imagine.

        • Wanderer@lemm.ee
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          Fuck?

          • 0xD@infosec.pub
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            newfag

            • Wanderer@lemm.ee
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              Removed by mod

              • DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works
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                Can’t believe the woke mind virus doesn’t let you say slurs anymore 😔

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                No, you can’t call people “new bundle of sticks used to burn gay people (and others) alive”.

                Shocker, I know - who gets so bent up over a little religiously (which we all know is ironclad reasoning) justified brutal murder?

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                  It just means buddle of sticks mate. Don’t know where you added the rest from.

                • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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                  man, doesn’t the slur come from “guy who carries bundles of sticks”?

          • Linux is for pussies@dormi.zone
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            Not offensive enough.

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    deleted by creator

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      a few times they jokingly banned porn on /b/ for 24 hours or so, and it was absolutely epic. the content was so good. old users coming back and having a laugh. just like the golden days of /b/

      they should do this again

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        /b/ is just nasty now. Even the YLYL threads are just awful stuff scooped from the bottom of /pol/.

        There are few sometimes decent boards, especially if you can find decent reoccurring general threads with regulars in them.

        /tv/ should just be renamed Prometheus though. It’s incredible how much that one movie has broken that place.

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          >be me

          >go on /tv/

          >see post about prometheus

          op was not fake (possibly gay)

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    capchas are so real. Those things suck

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    the internet : a slot machine for things that make you smile a bit.

    payout rate : 1 laugh per 100 minutes

    • lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Aww fuck, I just wasted my laugh on this comment… The next hour or so is gonna suck

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        it’s on average. also, 100 minutes is not 1 hour, it’s 1 hour 40mins.

        Get extra rekt.

        PS : 100 mins is one metric hour, but we’re not on metric time

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          “The next hour or so” both accounts for the variance and is more concise than saying “the next hour and forty minutes, give or take”

          But now I want metric time, that sounds nice actually.

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            “The next hour or so” both accounts for the variance and is more concise than saying “the next hour and forty minutes, give or take”

            my bad, reading comprehension is hard

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              Honestly, I often struggle with that too. No harm, no foul, have a nice week!

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            But now I want metric time, that sounds nice actually.

            Not that nice, 10 is only divisible by 2 and 5 while 12 is divisible by 2, 3, 4 and 6 and 60 is also divisible by 5, 10 and 12 so there are actually some good reasons to keep time the way it is.

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