🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days agoAnon falls in lovesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square85fedilinkarrow-up1760arrow-down123
arrow-up1737arrow-down1imageAnon falls in lovesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days agomessage-square85fedilink
minus-squarerbn@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up208·8 days agoWho else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so… :'D
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up45·8 days agoAfter my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though
minus-squarerbn@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·8 days agoHow do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·8 days agomight’ve recovered from long COVID
minus-squarerbn@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·8 days agoAs she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as ‘she was born without the ability to smell’.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 days agoI misread the first twist as “she’s dead” and thought anon’s love life just took a turn for the worst.
minus-squareDisgracefulone@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoMissed a perfect opportunity to say something like “prancing pig in a panic”.
Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so… :'D
or it was some stupid pun all along
After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though
How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?
might’ve recovered from long COVID
As she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as ‘she was born without the ability to smell’.
I misread the first twist as “she’s dead” and thought anon’s love life just took a turn for the worst.
Missed a perfect opportunity to say something like “prancing pig in a panic”.