What if we stage an intervention and have one of your childhood friends beat you while screaming about how your every single action is a sign you’re trying to kill yourself? -reasons why there’s a whole half of my family I don’t talk to anymore.

Well of course, it’s about less taxes for the rich not less taxes. It’s ok, all that wealth is gonna trickle down any time now.

Oh and their idea of small government is letting the rich stomp on you while police tanks roll though the streets mowing down anyone who doesn’t bow to them.

I feel like the right wing uses Darwin as an excuse for their chosen genocides rather than an explanation for why they die of intentionally getting diseases or eating toxic substances a guy on tiktok told them to.

If I recall correctly he’d already committed plenty of white collar crime and by my guess assumed making a big show in front of the cameras would help him out, it really didn’t.

Bonus for double barrelling it.

Well the headline got a chuckle out of me anyway. Still happy with Neon and it’s lack of AI bullshit.

I for one welcome the new ai lofi overlord.

Was gonna say, sounds like a great way to get your paint fucked up.

I think both of us would be cool with it if I gave height to my buddy until we were the same. I think that puts both of us exactly at average.

That should probably be the fediverse’s alternate to reddit gold. Matches the theory and our own ethos pretty well.

My Minecraft base and Stardew farm are better than my sister’s but she could probably rock me in CoD.

Edit: Should add I’m the older brother

I don’t get your logic but I can see that working.

Wouldn’t even be hazardous, nothing stopping you, maybe you’re behind the next big thing.

Spice my beer the fuck up. Extra points if it’s a pumpkin beer.

I’m a man of strange tastes so I say y’all should carry on with whatever nonsense that pops into your head. How do you think we got to this point as far as the culinary arts go?

I’ve seen individual cabs in North Platte and Kearney as well but they were white minivans not yellow crown vics.

I’m from Nebraska and the only things off with this comic is that Spiderman managed to find a cab and doesn’t have a gun.

and you burn through nuclear fuel like nobody’s business.

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